He had a crooked tie,
he swore to a lie,
he couldn't hear his cry,
so unthinking he said goodbye,
he thought he might as well try,
angelina jolie is a bi.
Yesterday i had a tryst,
but i didn't know that he was an atheist,
when i knew i showed him my fist,
For that he twisted my wrist,
That of the meeting was the gist.
I couldn't see what in the mist,
that came and hit me was a fist,
i am right when i say C-Y-S-T spells cyst,
so take my name off the deranged list.
and anyway...
I went a-riding on a mare,
no worries and without a care,
my friend then gave a dare,
to go into the lion's lair,
and retrieve its golden hair.
So i met up with a bear,
together we went into the lion's lair,
we totally gave it a scare,
its golden hair did we tear.
Hurray i won fair and square.
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Dial 'M' for monkey
You think you are too funky
You're worse than chunky (Pandey)
Go jump into a tanki
Tune jo banaya cake
Standing by the lake
Khud khake to dekh
Degi gutter main phekh
i love Jolie
tu kyun usko galli boli
goli ki hamjoli
wish u a happy holi
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala
Samajhti kya khud ko madhubala
tune socha poem phod dala
GOVINDA GOVINDA GOPALA GOPALA
your profoundity amuses me,
poetry always confuses me,
unlike the poem written above me, ( come on some poetic license)
this poem was totally created by me.
for anonymous 1 :D
Govinda ALA RE ALA
you think jolie is garam masala?
go jump into a nala
coz this is a paathshala
fag its too soon for holi
the bride sits in a doli
you can go live in a kholi
and wear a chaniya choli
tujhe maar deni chahiye goli
torture karke slowly slowly
u can go to hell with your toli
hum tum was directed by kunal kohli
dont mess with us, dekh
or bana denge tumhara banana shake
all the bones in your body will break
ek ke baad ek ke baad ek
you hav totally gone sanki
coz u dont hav a blog as funky
tch tch tch, things are never that dory hunky
so dial 'M' for monkey.
Superman is an alien.
here is some help in making my identity sure,
i am the guy who faces the brunt of your humor,
you claim i have been to many a walk of a nature mature.
hope you can find your ailing humor a cure.
for anonymous anonymous 3 :D
we know your name begins with an A
we also know that you are not gay
its a beautiful lovely day
so go out and make hay
instead of sitting on the net and chatting away
hav a nice day!!!
this is anonymous 3 i am also anonymous 2...
i must commend the guy who wrote the first comment on this page, dude u rock! perfect commentary for the sad humour.
i generally don't post comments on such stupid poetry as theirs, but guy , u've done a nice job, must say. rock on!
for anonymous 4 :D
if you think our site is shit,
why at all give it a visit
if the poetry here is such a torment
why post a comment
the net heres screwed
u must hav refreshed a thousand times dude
to view a blog so crass
u r suchhhhhhhh a dumbass.
thats the deal.
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