barbie barbie...little doll

*L&^%#*R@%&*, she's a bitch
puts in ur way many a hitch
doesnt let u be in bliss
so hear me as i say this
she should be guillotined, that witch




'i am bored'
the tiger roared,
above him soared
the eagle Arord,
in defense.
from deep slumber it had arose,
to listen to the tiger's stupid woes,
since then they have been foes,
and yes, the story could have been told in prose,
so a shilling, a penny and tuppence.

Tinkerbell is a fairy. So's APW Brian D.

Kindly note these have NOT been written by us. We thank our CONTRIBUTORS :D
We are hence not responsible for any damage caused to you after reading this.



What should i say?
There ain't a single sun ray.
I want to in my mother's arms lay,
where i can think of the bay,
and feel in my heart gay.
Please oh please, help me fly away...


Everyones gay
Hence our attention, lets not pay
While the sunshines bright, lets make hay
Find a new reason to celebrate each day
When there is heaven down here, why fly away?



Our teacher is a goth.
She has the intelligence of a sloth.
The fire of stupidity draws her like a moth.
He has invoked your wrath.
And hell no greater fury hath.

monkeys like bananas

He had a crooked tie,
he swore to a lie,
he couldn't hear his cry,
so unthinking he said goodbye,
he thought he might as well try,
angelina jolie is a bi.


Yesterday i had a tryst,
but i didn't know that he was an atheist,
when i knew i showed him my fist,
For that he twisted my wrist,
That of the meeting was the gist.


I couldn't see what in the mist,
that came and hit me was a fist,
i am right when i say C-Y-S-T spells cyst,
so take my name off the deranged list.


and anyway...
I went a-riding on a mare,
no worries and without a care,
my friend then gave a dare,
to go into the lion's lair,
and retrieve its golden hair.
So i met up with a bear,
together we went into the lion's lair,
we totally gave it a scare,
its golden hair did we tear.
Hurray i won fair and square.

stuck

Life is as sad as it could be,
now pom, then mup.
Why oh why don't you let me be?
The whole world i want to see,
not just these books that you show me.
All i want is to break free,
from the clutches of this place called pilani.


What is heaven
we shall never know
Where is it
nobody can show
So beyond our limits
let us not go
And accept Pilani
However down under or low.


Think how there can be,
heaven in Pilani.
Can't you see,
we pay a fee,
and are still not free.
we are imprisoned like a caged bird who wants to flee,
or in a jar a trapped bumblebee.
Oh god, why have you forsaken me?


there are no limits, no boundaries,
these are just an ordinary man's worries.
Outside there are endless opportunities,
but out here our minds just freeze.
Feels like we have lost the keys
to doors of a million possibilities.
Its like an artist of the trapeze,
who has lost all her abilities.

Masterpiece 2

For You...


When your eyes are inundated with tears,
I shall take the salt of suffering in them away
Into the vast ocean of misery
That is me,
I shall make you smile again,
Trust me…
When your heart goes numb
With the frosty chill of loss,
I shall thieve warmth for you,
I shall keep hope in you alive,
Trust me…
When the bleak autumn sets in,
Takes control of your life,
I shall fight for you-
Barter my soul,
For that fragrance of spring,
The verdure of bliss,
I shall make your life bloom again.
Trust me…
I shall always be there,
Even in death…
I shall shadow you forever
Over valleys and mountains
And islands of being,
I shall shield you from sorrow,
From grief, from despair
I shall carve your destiny
With the loving hand that is mine-
An exquisite sculpture shall be my gift to you…
And in death-
Free from the bondages of human existence,
In death shall flow the fountain of my love for you
To the fullest…
Your life, you shall live,
Beyond compare,
Trust me…